A successful businessman was enjoying a round of golf with his wife. Out of the blue she asked, “If I died, would you get married again?” “Of course not, dear.” he replied. Oh, come on” his wife said, “I know you would want a woman in your life.” “Well maybe” he conceded.
“Would you let her use my golf clubs?” He said, “Absolutely not!” “How can you be so sure?” his wife asked. “Because she’s left handed.”
