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Oneida, Illinois Patch AM: a 3 min read

Hi Oneida! We have the latest buzz right here. Let's keep you in the loop and get this morning started right! ☕️️

Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)


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Weather forecast:

  • Wednesday: Partly sunny and warm, with a high of 83 and low of 58 degrees.
  • Thursday: Partly sunny and very warm, temps: high: 87, low: 64. 🌶 Hot!
  • Friday: A shower and t-storm; breezy, with a high of 82 and low of 67 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • Knox College posted a job opening for Asst Men's Soccer Coach in Galesburg. Apply here.
  • Disabledperson, Inc posted a job opening for Cart Attendant at Walmart in Galesburg, Illinois in Galesburg. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Oneida here.

🗞 Nearby News

Galesburg

  • Meet Açaí with Me — the Galesburg food truck born from a vacation obsession (wgil.com)
  • Gale Scholars add 11 students as tuition‑free program hits 30 years (galesburg.com)
  • Rotary Park pickleball courts nearly done, open for play by end of next week (wgil.com)

Galva

  • Galva citizens pressure city council to find way to pause carbon-capture project (ourquadcities.com)

Ok Oneida! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Oneida

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.

Stay in the loop with what's happening in Oneida

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.