Chicago Woman Craps Out in Bid to Steal Sex Dice, Warming Lube

A Chicago woman’s bold bid to boost sex dice, warming lube and other merchandise from the Orland Square Spencer’s Gifts failed when a security guard caught her and held her for the cops, police said.

Zandra Wilson, 39, also stole birthday buttons, scratch-off tickets and a game, police said.

Wilson was allegedly working with another woman but her partner in crime escaped.

When the cops arrived and asked Wilson what what was going on, she reportedly explained how security accused her of stealing.

“They said I put something in my purse, and they said I walked out of the store with it,” Wilson claimed, according to a police report.

“Zandra then repeatedly denied any crime occurred and eventually refused to speak with us any longer,” the report said.

After she was taken to the police station, Wilson reportedly said she was ill. She was transported to Palos Community Hospital so a doctor could examine her but was soon returned to the village lockup.

Wilson has four prior larceny convictions, police said. She was charged with retail theft.

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