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Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? š¤ (Answer below!)
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⢠Wood River Police Chief Highlights Value Of National Night Out (riverbender.com) ā Wood River residents can head to 550 East Madison tonight, Aug. 6, for a free National Night Out event with local police, emergency vehicles, food, and family activities from 5ā7 p.m. Police Chief Brad Wells says itās a key chance to build trust, ask questions, and strengthen connections between neighbors and first responders.
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⢠Our Past: The Telegraph headlines for Aug. 5 over past 100 years (thetelegraph.com) ā A century-spanning look at past Aug. 5 Telegraph headlines revisits everything from Spanish-American War reenactments near Jerseyville to a quirky lost class ring story. Wood River gets a nod through Donzoās Bar and Grill, whose sponsored softball team tied for eighth at a 1991 state tournament in Alton, alongside other regional sports and civic memories.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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