Marylanders Can Name A Pile Of Poop After Their Ex This Valentine's Day

BALTIMORE, MD — Have an ex who really stinks? Make it official by naming a pile of poop after them this Valentine's Day, courtesy of the Maryland Zoo.

The zoo recently announced its "Dollars for Dung" fundraiser, which allows scorned ex-lovers to name a pile of animal dung after their exes for a $5 donation.

Funds raised through the event will go toward continued conservation efforts at the zoo, which is home to more than 1,000 animals.

"While it may sound silly, your dung donation has a real-world impact," zoo officials wrote. "Even a small pile of … cash will have a BIG impact on wildlife and wild places."

Categories to choose from for the special message are:

• The Ghoster Ex: $5
• The "It's Not You, It's Me" Ex: $10
• The Stage Five Clinger Ex: $15
• The Gaslighty Ex: $20

In addition to the sweet satisfaction of revenge, donors will receive a PDF certificate to commemorate their gift, according to the zoo.

Donations can be made online; Valentine's Day is Feb. 14.