Dear Aunt Gabby,
Have you ever owned a FURBY? If you have, how to you shut them up??
Losing My Mind
Dear Losing My Mind,
My grandchildren each got a fuzzy, frumpy, multi-colored FURBY this Christmas and I see no reason why they should exist at all! They open their eyes and babble out some jibberish from another planet, they made these hidious snoring sounds and sing some gooney song and they never stop! I get a headache just listiening to them! My grandchildren are convinced they can teach them English! (That'll BE the day!)
They are battery operated so you could take out the batteries, but you need a plumber's tool kit to do it --- or ride over them on your horse --- whichever comes first! If you have any other ideas, short of moving to the Tropics, please let me know! Take care and try to get some rest. Aunt Gabby
