Ask Aunt Gabby

Dear Aunt Gabby,

  You'll never guess what happened to me!  A friend of mine called and asked me, "Would you like to join me in a cup of coffee?"  Well, I laughed and said, "Gee, I don't know!  Do you think we will both FIT?"  Ridiculous!  How about dem apples, Aunt Gabby?                         Always a Joker

Dear Always a Joker,

  Well, you got me on that one!  Love your response!  Are you sure you are not a stand up comedian?                         Aunt Gabby