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Also on today's calendar: The free Howard County, MD, Virtual 50+ Employment Expo - Registration is Open! and 6 more events.
Today's riddle: Why do optometrists live so long? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• You Can Retire On Social Security Alone In These 10 Shockingly Affordable Maryland Cities (familydestinationsguide.com) — If you’re thinking about retiring in Taneytown, this piece highlights how the town’s modest housing costs, slower pace, and small but useful downtown can stretch a Social Security check. It compares Taneytown with nine other affordable Maryland communities, noting nearby healthcare, parks, and easy access to larger towns while emphasizing Taneytown’s quiet, neighborly feel and lower everyday expenses.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because they dilate. (Thank you Phil M. for sending it in!)
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