It has been brought to my attention that my posts have been very serious and deep lately, so I would like to continue in on my serious writing with a few things that I read in a comic book once.
1. The world is ending!
2. We will all be moved into an alternate universe!
3. That universe will have free pizza every day!
The HORROR! Who wants free pizza!? If the world ends, we won't be able to pay taxes anymore! In an alternate universe there will only be nylon socks and I would definitely miss my cotton socks that make me look like a dweeb but are so comfortable!
After crying myself to sleep last night because I realized that there's no humor in my writing anymore, I decided that everything in life is pointless. I will quit my job and create a stick figure of myself that will march off of an upright fork and jump into a glass of water.
Unfortunately, my sense of humor in the face of humanity is a pin prick on the rear end of a giant donkey. Skipping of the possibility of the redundant phrasing of the last sentence, I would like to quote a character from Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper.
"I weep for the future of science."
If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting in a restaurant on Main Street working on origami.
