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Welcome back: Missed today's headlines? Don't worry we've got you covered. Here are some share-worthy stories from the Massachusetts Patch network to talk about tonight.

Vets, Cancer Patients 'Undesirable,' Man Says At Pot Meeting

Oliver Curme, who appeared to be against a medical marijuana dispensary, said his comments were meant to be taken as "satire."

G-U-I-L-T-Y: 'Spelling Bee Bandit' Cops To Bank Robberies

The Chelsea man hit banks across Massachusetts - all with poorly written notes.

Brookline Arson Trial: Who Plotted Spooner Road Blaze

Did the former owner of the Village Smokehouse mastermind the huge blaze in 2013, or was it the brainchild of a handyman trying to get paid?

Trash Truck Spills 1,000 Books On Highway

Is a 'smart highway' a thing?

Uber Driver Sold Heroin Out Of Car - Including To Troopers: DAs

It went from bad to worse for an Uber driver who allegedly sold heroin to undercover State Troopers out of his livery vehicle in Boston.

Framingham Teen Rocks With KISS

Gene Simmons was more than accommodating for this young local rocker.

Selectman Says Instagram Flyer Was Planted By Opponent

Stoughton Selectman David Sousa says he brought the controversial flyer to a selectmen meeting to show how he is being treated.

Falmouth Police: Assault Rifle Suspect Wanted

Cape Cod Police Search For Suspect With 'Wide-Ranging' Rap Sheet

Yarmouth police said Joseph Bearse is wanted on burglary charges.

Woman Steals 4 Car In 1 Day: Police

And she almost crashed her last stolen vehicle into her first, police said.

Patch PM shares a few of the day's must-read items from our Massachusetts network. Patch serves more than 80 cities, towns, and neighborhoods around the Bay State online. Find Your Patch and sign up for local news and alerts

Still reading? Thank you for reading all the way to the end! Here's a fun fact to reward you:

On this day in 2001 the first "Harry Potter" film debuted. " Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" grossed a record-setting $90 million in its opening weekend in the US alone. It went on to win best art direction, best costume design and best original score at the Academy Awards.