Trump Tombstone Gets School In Hot Water: Patch PM

Share-worthy stories from the Massachusetts Patch network to talk about tonight:

Here Lies Trump: School Gets Roasted For Presidential Tombstone

Boy, talk about fake news.

Dog-Stabbing Suspect Can't Grow Hair Fast Enough

Police said the Mass. Most Wanted suspect was growing facial hair in an apparent attempt to cover his extensive facial tattoos.

'He Kills Kittens When He's Bored'

This is probably the sickest story you'll read all day...

... But Here's Your Daily Reminder To Smile

This Arlington kindergartner has raised $200 for disaster relief. See how she's doing it.

No Manners: Shark Devours Seal In Amazing Cape Cod Video

Warning: Video contains graphic content and weird music.

Wrong-Way Chase Results In Huge, Weapons Bust: Police

Hundreds of grams of cocaine. Multiple firearms. Thousands in cash. And don't think police didn't get them for those tinted windows, either.

Charges Filed In Crash That Seriously Injured Patriots Rookie, Wife

Harvey Langi had to hold napkins to his wife's neck to stop her bleeding, according to a police report.

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