BostInno: Charlestown Just for Bank Robbers

According to BostInno, the Boston neighborhood you live in says a lot about you.

The site published a snarky summary recently, but gave some neighborhoods more time than others.

Compare:

Fenway – If you live in Fenway, you’re a college student who refuses to live in Brighton once again. You don’t have a dime to your name, but luckily, your parents are paying for your ridiculous rent, so the few dollars you do have saved up can be spent on truly important things, like beers at Lansdowne Pub.

To:

Charlestown – You’re a bank robber who looks just like Ben Affleck.

Now, I don't think any guy would complain about being physically compared to Ben Affleck, but I think we're all tired of jokes about "The Town."

What stereotype would you prefer Charlestown to have?