Summer Solstice...the actual start of summer, is tomorrow morning at 6:51 AM ET.
Which means, I'll probably miss the beginning, so feel free to start without me....with or without the Morris Dancers, Daffy Druids and Cloaked Mystics.
I'll catch up...hopefully by the human degradation ceremony, which I never like to miss.
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I mean it's summer now, and I like to take it easy…especially in the summer.
Well…easier, anyway.
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Because let’s face it, I have it pretty easy to begin with…especially with the Geishas I keep in the cellar.
Ha…just kidding. I don’t keep any Geishas in the cellar…they’re in the garage.
Bada Boom…thank you thank you thank you…I’ll be here all week….
But seriously….
I like to take it easy…especially in the summer.
Well…easier, anyway.
I mean who doesn’t?
Well, I guess Z.
Z never takes it easy…always on the go go go.
I try to tell her re-shingling the roof isn’t necessary, at least not every month.
Every 6 months would be fine…and even that might be excessive.
Of course, this just annoys her and she snaps back, “It’s not like you can just go out and hire people to do it for you!”
And I guess she has a point.
And I suppose somebody has to mow the lawn, do the dishes…and the laundry, make the bed, load the dishwasher and…well it just makes me tired thinking about it all.
Especially in the summer…when I like to take it easy.
Well…easier, anyway.
There’s just something about warm days and soft nights, sitting on your back porch, cold beer and book in hand, the scent of Coppertone wafting on a breeze that just lends itself to easy living….
Despite the annoying racket one must endure because…
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