A lot of people worry when Friday the 13th rolls around.
But I say, so what...a lot.
And if that annoys people...so what....
Sometimes life demands we make adjustments.
So get used to it.
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We just can’t control all the things we’d like to.
Like Cheerios…we can’t control Cheerios.
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They are what they are….
But do we really need so many different kinds?
I mean they’re Cheerios, little round bits of oats in a bowl.
But we don’t have a say in how they make them.
So adjust…get used to it.
Like people in cars, on the road…driving.
We can’t control what they do…they just do what they want.
Like drive in front of us…or behind.
Annoying…right?
I know.
We’d prefer they stayed home and left the roads to us...all to ourselves, which would cut down on the amount of traffic immensely.
But they don’t.
That’s just the way it is.
So we make an adjustment…and blow our horns a lot.
Which then causes some of the other driver’s to make adjustments of their own.
Like waving peculiar gestures in our directions.
Or walking up to our cars and banging on our hoods.
And then we have to make a whole new adjustment for that.
Then there are the local law enforcement agencies that seem to have a problem with horn blowing.
They tend to be not as understanding as you would like them to be.
So you have to make an adjustment for that.
Maybe not point your finger in their faces as much, as you would normally.
Or at least keep it out of…
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