Freelance Retort: Not Always Right

I admit…I’m not always right.

I throw one…every now and then…just to be fair.

If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have any friends at all…not even if you count the three I have on Facebook…sort of.

I mean if everyone knew I was perfect, imagine how that would go.

You’d think I was looking down and judging you all the time.

I don’t want you to think that…I don’t want anybody to think that.

I mean, yeah…sure…I am…but I don’t want you to think that.

So I throw one…every now and then…just to be fair.

I mean, didn’t I say those were nice shoes you had on the other day.

Back in the 60’s I said the Beatles were a one hit wonder, and would never rise to the level of “Up with People”.

In the 70’s I said this Spielberg guy might have a career, but only if he stuck to butter commercials.

In the 80’s I said the Mets would win 7 or 8 World Series before the end of the century.

In the 90’s I was telling people that nobody listened to Oprah…

And I’m not even going to mention Ross Perot….

All along…I knew better.

Even now, I’m telling people...

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