Smash, Crash, TURTLE?!?!

Construction crew arrived very early this morning (deck project in the backyard).

Then the phone, cable & Internet went down (still down - I am posting on my cel phone, pulled over on a side road where I can pick up a strong signal!).

Then the foreman called me outside to show me what was under the deck.

I'm just a city girl, trapped in the burbs, eternally on a search for a great outfit...I'm really not built to deal with turtles!!!!!