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Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 SocialSecurity Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumpersticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard. The directions were inSpanish. Yours should arrive soon.

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