🌱 Rally Drop In **NEW LOCATION and 11 more events

Good morning Orleans! Your connection to what's happening around town is here. Take a sip of coffee and read on. ☀️

Coming up on the calendar:

• The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) at Gertrude Lawrence Stage Inside the Historic Dennis Union Church
• Zoning Board of Appeals - Skaket Room at Orleans, MA Calendar
• Old King's Highway Regional District Committee - Skaket Room at Orleans, MA Calendar

... and check out 6 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Wednesday: Pleasant with plenty of sun, with a high of 71 and low of 54 degrees.
• Thursday: Sunshine and pleasant, temps: high: 76, low: 57.
• Friday: Partly sunny and very warm, with a high of 81 and low of 61 degrees.

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📸 Around Orleans

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Orleans

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★ Featured events ★

Thursday June 4

• The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) →
  Gertrude Lawrence Stage Inside the Historic Dennis Union Church, 713 Main St, Dennis
  7:30 pm

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Other local events

Wednesday June 3

• Zoning Board of Appeals - Skaket Room →
  Orleans, MA Calendar, 19 School Road (1st Floor), Orleans
  7:00 pm

Thursday June 4

• Old King's Highway Regional District Committee - Skaket Room →
  Orleans, MA Calendar, 19 School Road (1st Floor), Orleans
  6:30 pm

Friday June 5

• Facility Use Documents meeting
  Nauset Central Office Meeting Room and via Zoom
  8:00 am

Monday June 8

• Orleans School Committee Meeting
  Nauset Orleans Town Hall and via Zoom
  3:30 pm
• Orleans School Committee - Nauset Room →
  Orleans, MA Calendar, 19 School Road (2nd Floor), Orleans
  3:30 pm
• Agricultural Advisory Council - Skaket Room →
  Orleans, MA Calendar, 19 School Road (1st Floor), Orleans
  4:30 pm
• Regional Agreement Subcommittee
  Nauset Orleans, MA 02653
  5:30 pm
• Rally Drop In **NEW LOCATION →
  Lower Cape TV, 5 Namskaket Rd, Orleans
  7:30 pm

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📣 Orleans Shout Outs!

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🗓 Events Nearby

Wednesday June 3

• Cribbage →
  Chatham, MA Calendar Chatham, MA 02633
  1:00 pm
• Tech Help Power Hours
  Brooks Free Library Reference Desk
  1:00 pm
• Brewster Ladies' Library Virtual Speaker Series: The Best State Fair Crafts with the Smithsonian's Mary Savig →
  Brewster Chamber of Commerce, Inc. Zoom
  2:00 pm
• MRHS Theater Company presents Macbeth
  Monomoy Regional School District MRHS Outdoor Amphitheater
  6:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Good morning.
  We are looking for a strong high school/college students looking for short term, one day summer job. My husband needs someone to help him support and… (Nextdoor East Orleans)

• C&S Wholesale Grocers posted a job opening for Summer Merchandiser in Orleans. Apply here.
• Jacent Strategic Merchandising posted a job opening for Magazine Merchandiser in Orleans. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Orleans here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Eastham

• Eastham Beach Picks Up 10th Place in Dr. Beach's 2026 Rankings (country1025.com)

Brewster

• A piece of space may have landed in Cape Cod Bay — what we know (capecodtimes.com)
• Press Release Healey-Driscoll Administration Announces Accessible Summer Recreation Opportunities (mass.gov)

Chatham

• The Governor Bradford Is Back—and Provincetown Can Exhale (bostonmagazine.com)
• 12 Timeless Coastal Towns In Massachusetts That Will Steal Your Heart (takingthekids.com)
• Model Portfolio Use Is On The Rise (lifehealth.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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