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⢠Zoning Board Laments āFlawed' Process For Gov. Prence Review (capecodchronicle.com) ā Orleansās zoning board is wrestling with its limited power over the 78āunit Governor Prence affordable housing project, even as members and residents question the design and local housing benefits. With concerns about building scale, unit allocation for Orleans residents, and traffic, the board has continued its review to Aug. 18 to weigh key waivers.
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⢠The Duties and Joys of a Firebirds Bat Kid (provincetownindependent.org) ā Orleans baseball fans are packing Eldredge Park this summer, where local kids serve as bat boys and girls for the Firebirds and get a front-row view of Cape League action. Young bat kids describe the job as a fun first taste of responsibility, from pregame dugout prep to collecting broken bats and chatting with college players they hope to see in the majors.
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⢠Police Tout Arrest as Sign of Increased Drug Enforcement (provincetownindependent.org) ā Provincetown police are highlighting a recent drug arrest, with the case now moving through Orleans District Court and a probable cause hearing set for Aug. 7. The charges involve multiple substances and have prompted questions from the defendantās attorney about the investigation, while local officials point to the case as part of stepped-up regional drug enforcement.
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