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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• Search for Michigan woman Lynette Hooker resumes in Bahamas, report says (spokesman.com) — Residents in Onsted are indirectly connected to an international search as a neighbor there describes a local couple’s relationship amid renewed efforts to find missing Michigan boater Lynette Hooker in the Bahamas. U.S. Coast Guard investigators have resumed diving in the Sea of Abaco after new GPS data raised questions about her husband’s original account of where she disappeared.
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• Melissa Perez Burgess (wlen.com) — Onsted residents are mourning alumna Melissa Perez Burgess, an Onsted High School Class of 1986 graduate who passed away May 29 at age 57. Visitation is Friday evening and her funeral will be held Saturday morning in Adrian, with burial at Lenawee Hills Memorial Gardens.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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