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Lancaster, Minnesota Patch AM: a 3 min read

Good day Lancaster! We're here again with what you need to know today. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. โ˜•๏ธ๏ธ

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? ๐Ÿค” (Answer below!)


Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: Hazy sunshine, with a high of 85 and low of 50 degrees.
  • Friday: Not as warm with a shower, temps: high: 73, low: 52.
  • Saturday: A couple of morning showers, with a high of 76 and low of 49 degrees.

๐Ÿ“ธ Around Lancaster

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๐Ÿ“ฃ Lancaster Shout Outs!

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๐Ÿ—“ Events Nearby

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๐Ÿ’ฌ Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • Kittson Memorial Healthcare posted a job opening for CNA - Hospital in Hallock. Apply here.
  • IMCS Group Inc posted a job opening for Radiology / Cardiology/CT Tech in Hallock. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Lancaster here.

๐Ÿ—ž Nearby News

Thief River Falls

  • Soybean growers optimistic as conditions look excellent in areas of Minnesota (agweek.com)
  • Local News Tuesday, August 4, 2026 (wild102.com)

East Grand Forks

  • Storm Prediction Center Severe Thunderstorm Watch 537 (noaa.gov)
  • Post 117 Junior Legion goes 1-2 at Sub State (trftimes.com)

Ok Lancaster! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Lancaster

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.

Stay in the loop with what's happening in Lancaster

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.