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BOEHNER COOKS UP RANCID IMMIGRATION CRAB CAKES IN MARYLAND

     U.S. House Speaker John Boehner is holding court at a GOP meeting in Cambridge, Maryland.  This GOP meeting will be held from Jan. 29 to Jan. 31 at the Hyatt Regency Chesapeake Bay Golf Resort, Spa and Marina.
     Boehner will provoke unnecessary interparty fissuring by pushing for mass immigration.  In other words, Boehner is cleaving the GOP over immigration.
     Boehner should leave the immigration issue alone at this time.  The Obamacare Hindenburg needs to be kept center stage.  Unfortunately, billionaire cheap labor hogs are aggressively commanding Boehner to get reluctant GOP U.S. House members to support massive increases in immigration.
     There should be no talk or action that involves legalizing the 11 to 20 million illegal aliens in the U.S.  Boehner should make no move to increase the number of guest workers entering into the U.S.  Boehner should not reward the billionaire cheap labor hogs of Silicon Valley by ramping up the number of H-1B visas.
     Boehner, as an alternative to pushing for more wage-reducing foreign workers, might decide to sip some wine or smoke some cigarettes.  Boehner could stroll the wintry resort golf course in Maryland.  There are any number of things Boehner might do rather than needlessly crack apart the GOP over immigration.  Boehner needs to say no to the treasonous cheap labor lout billionaires.
     In December of 2013, Boehner hired immigration enthusiast Rebecca Talent.  Talent previously worked for Sen. John McCain and Rep. Jim Kolbe.  Talent was involved in writing two of McCain's mass immigration bills.  Boehner needs to disregard Talent's mass immigration boosterism.
     There will be a revisitation of the recriminatory rancor created by McCain's immigration bills if Boehner begins pushing the GOP back to McCain's immigration stance.  Boehner should unify the GOP as a political counter choice opposed to the Obamacare Hindenburg.  Boehner should abandon the asinine increase in mass immigration.  It is a political box canyon that will provide no benefit to Boehner, the GOP, or to the greater national interest.
Only the cheap labor hogs will applaud.  The voters -- Republican, Democrats, and independents -- will be outraged at the blatant anti-worker mass immigration nonsense.
     Boehner should do anything but push for more mass immigration into the U.S. at the Maryland GOP meeting.  Perhaps Boehner can eat some crab cakes.  Instead of causing a GOP crack-up over immigration, Boehner should sip wine and eat crab cakes.
      Paula Deen has a delightful recipe for crab cakes.  Deen's crab cake recipe includes 1 Pound of crab meat, picked free of shells -- of course.  Deen adds 1 teaspoon of worcestershire sauce, that sounds nice.  3 green onions, finely chopped.  Don't forget the 1/2 bell pepper, also finely chopped.
      If Boehner doesn't stop yapping about his intention to increase immigration he will find his U.S. House Speaker position will be chopped by angry GOP U.S. House members -- and it won't be chopped finely.

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