A local teen was reportedly on her way home from an incredibly educational day at HMHS when she stopped to take a photograph of herself with Haddonfield's finest dinosaur. An eye-witness describes the girl's pose as one that "exhibited attitude", included "duck face", "deuces", and various other gang symbols prevalent among upper-middle class white teenagers.
A shop-owner just a couple doors down from the location of the incident spoke under the condition of anonymity: "That girl started yelling gibberish things like YOLO and swag. These words made me uncomfortable because I don't know what they mean, and I WILL NOT look them up. Suppose it's some sort of perverse slang?"
Attempts to reach Haddie for comment were not returned by the time of publication, leaving her feelings on the matter open to speculation. Based on her brazen and permanent expression, it is safe to assume she is not impressed.
