Hi Hopatcong! We have the latest buzz right here. Let's keep you in the loop and get this morning started right! โ๏ธ๏ธ
Coming up on the calendar:
Ducks Unlimited Hudson Farm Clays for Conservation Shoot at Hudson Farm Club
"Ministers of Apollo", musical event at First Presbyterian Church of Sparta
Sparta VFW 10th Annual Clambake at Sparta VFW
... and check out 9 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why are elevator jokes so good ? ๐ค (Answer below!)
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๐ฌ Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Local Businesses Sponsor Teams in Polo Match to Benefit Project Self-Sufficiency โProject Self-Sufficiency Read on Patch
I'd highly recommend him because of the great work he does. He's reliable, professional, and always puts quality first. (Nextdoor The Bullseye)
Advantage Solutions posted a job opening for Part Time Product Demonstrator in Costco in Wharton. Apply here.
Aspen Dental posted a job opening for Assistant Dental Office Manager in Wharton. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Hopatcong here.
๐ Nearby News
Roxbury
Roxbury Mayor Praises Keyes for Work Keeping Township Clean (tapinto.net)
Yuksel leads offense as Roxbury turns a corner with win over No. 15 Montclair (nj.com)
Wharton
NJ cop accused of tipping off suspect during criminal probe (nj1015.com)
Grand Cafe Manager Walter Hansberry Chosen as Starter for Morris County's St. Patrick's Day Parade (tapinto.net)
Sparta
Sparta Considers Conforming to Highlands Regional Master Plan (tapinto.net)
This Once-Quiet New Jersey Lake Town Is Struggling With Summer Crowds (takingthekids.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because they work on so many levels ! (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!