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Health & Fitness

LICE HAS A STIGMA

We all know that lice has a stigma. You think it just happens to poor people with poor hygiene. Nope. Let me tell you something. It can happen to anyone. But people don’t talk about it. So rather than keep this information under my do rag (we’ll get to that) and at the risk of losing every single one of my friends, I’ve decided to tell the world so that I can help you  prevent, treat and put a stop to these tiny, indestructible little jerks.

“Hi, I’m a baby lice and I’m a total jerk. Me, my mom, dad, grandma and grandpa came to screw up your life indefinitely and ostracize you from society. Got any Nit Nanny Solution we can drink?”

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WAR ON LICE INSTRUCTIONS:

Burn your house down - Okay, so that sounds a bit rash but you’re going to think this is a viable and rationale solution on or before Day 17.  Lice is a miserable, soul crushing experience and there is a steep learning curve.

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Lice Lifter Treatment Centers can help you before you get frustrated.Our unique heated treatment will kill the lice and The Nit Nanny Mousse and Comb with get rid of those nasty nits.  Contact www.licelifters.com with any concerns!






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