Speaking of Pets: Pet Jokes

Here are some of my favorite animal jokes

feel free to add some more so we can all have a good laugh!

*Why are dogs such bad dancers?

They have 2 left feet

*What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,a Poddle and a rooster?

A Cockerpoodledoo.

*What do you call a cat from Alaska?

an Eskimew

*A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

*Why is a dog's nose in the middle of his face?

because it's the scenter

*Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

*A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill." ...

*What times does a duck wake up in the morning?

at the quack of dawn

*What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?

El-if-i-no

Thanks for reading my blog

feel free to add more jokes, it will be fun!

thefurrygodmother.com

Ramsey and Mahwah's professional pet sitter and dog walker

p/s

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