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Today's riddle: What happens when two monkeys get a divorce? 🤔 (Answer below!)


Weather forecast:

  • Wednesday: Partly sunny and very warm, with a high of 83 and low of 55 degrees.
  • Thursday: Cooler with increasing clouds, temps: high: 67, low: 56.
  • Friday: A shower and thunderstorm, with a high of 77 and low of 49 degrees.

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: "What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?" — They are banana split. (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!)
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