Thursday: A p.m. t-storm in spots, with a high of 92 and low of 74 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
Friday: A shower and thunderstorm, temps: high: 91, low: 71.
Saturday: A t-storm around in the p.m., with a high of 93 and low of 72 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• FC Cincinnati started their 3-1 Leagues Cup victory over CF Pachuca under siege, goalkeeper Evan Louro provided the calm needed to push through that and thrive (fccincinnati.com) — A South River native, goalkeeper Evan Louro, played a pivotal role in FC Cincinnati’s 3-1 Leagues Cup win over CF Pachuca, steadying the team after a rough opening stretch. Louro’s seven saves, calm communication, and even a secondary assist helped Cincinnati turn early pressure into a convincing victory and a strong position in the tournament standings.
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Who in South River has received their new tax bill? How can the town get away with the amount that they're charging?? (Nextdoor South River)
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🗞 Nearby News
East Brunswick
East Brunswick Cops Nab Wanted Murder Suspect In Traffic Stop, Prosecutors Say (patch.com)
Sayreville
Scenes from the 2026 National Night Out in Sayreville (tapinto.net)
Sayreville Police Auxiliary Recruits Volunteers to Serve the Community (tapinto.net)
Spotswood
Spotswood Board of Education to Hold First Meeting of August (tapinto.net)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!