Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Long Valley
Washington Twp. Eagle Scout Improves Police HQ's Storage Area (patch.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!