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Eastport, New York Patch AM: a 3 min read

Hello Eastport! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. β˜•οΈοΈ

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? πŸ€” (Answer below!)


Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: Humid with a stray t-storm, with a high of 87 and low of 72 degrees. 🌢 Hot!
  • Friday: A t-storm around in the p.m., temps: high: 89, low: 73.
  • Saturday: A t-storm around in the p.m., with a high of 88 and low of 72 degrees.

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πŸ’¬ Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • Wellbridge Addiction Treatment and Research posted a job opening for Unit Secretary in Calverton. Apply here.
  • Restaurant Depot posted a job opening for Porter in Riverhead. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Eastport here.

πŸ—ž Nearby News

Westhampton

  • Tennis At The Barn builds a social racquet hub in Westhampton (prismnews.com)
  • Hamptons Real Estate Market Data – Week of 7/28/2026 (hamptons.com)

Westhampton Beach

  • Rescued sea turtle named Pancake swims to hot hangout for young turtles (popsci.com)

Riverhead

  • Photos: National Night Out brings community and law enforcement together at Riverhead Town Hall (timesreview.com)
  • Riverhead approves zoning exemptions for new RVAC headquarters (riverheadlocal.com)

Ok Eastport! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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