🌱 Kindergarten Registration & Screening and 11 more events

Hello Eastport! Here's our latest buzz. Let's get into it. ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Chef's Arsenal Spring 2-Day Warehouse Sale! Le Creuset, Wusthof, Zwilling & More! at 999 S Oyster Bay Rd - Building 110A, Bethpage, NY, 11714
• Award winning Folksinger David Roth one night only at Jamesport Meeting House
• Kindergarten Registration & Screening at Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD

... and check out 6 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: what do you call a rabbit with fleas? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Wednesday: Mostly cloudy and breezy, with a high of 63 and low of 53 degrees.
• Thursday: Cool with periods of rain, temps: high: 59, low: 50.
• Friday: Cloudy with showers around, with a high of 61 and low of 46 degrees.

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Eastport

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★ Featured events ★

Saturday May 16

• Chef's Arsenal Spring 2-Day Warehouse Sale! Le Creuset, Wusthof, Zwilling & More! →
  999 S Oyster Bay Rd - Building 110A, Bethpage, NY, 11714,
  10:00 am
• Award winning Folksinger David Roth one night only →
  Jamesport Meeting House, 1590 Main Rd, Jamesport
  7:00 pm

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Other local events

Thursday May 14

• Kindergarten Registration & Screening
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
• 4th Grade Only Marching Band Rehearsal
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
  3:30 pm
• A Little Night Music
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
  6:00 pm

Saturday May 16

• Brookhaven National Lab Regional Science Fair
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
  9:00 am

Monday May 18

• Marching Band Rehearsal
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
  3:30 pm

Tuesday May 19

• Budget Vote & Election →
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
  9:00 am

Friday May 22

• Memorial Day Step Off
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
  10:00 am

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🗓 Events Nearby

Wednesday May 13

• Canasta Group →
  Moriches Branch- Mastics Moriches Shirley Community Library, 201 Montauk Hwy, Moriches
  10:00 am
• Cards for Hospitalized Kids →
  Moriches Branch- Mastics Moriches Shirley Community Library, 201 Montauk Hwy, Moriches
  5:00 pm
• CMPTO Member Meeting
  Center Moriches UFSD Center Moriches, NY 11934
  6:30 pm

Thursday May 14

• Kindergarten Registration & Screening
  Remsenburg-Speonk UFSD Remsenburg, NY 11960
• Middle School Spring Concert & Art Show
  Center Moriches UFSD Center Moriches, NY 11934

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Waste Management, Inc. posted a job opening for Utility Worker - Day Shift in Quogue. Apply here.
• Costco Wholesale Corporation posted a job opening for Forklift Driver in Riverhead. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Eastport here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Manorville

• Hummingbirds return to upstate NY. Where they've been spotted so far in 2026 (democratandchronicle.com)

Westhampton Beach

• Son Who Stabbed Mother 40X On Mother's Day Shot Dead By Officers: Police (patch.com)
• Peter Cincotti To Perform At Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center • James Lane Post • Hamptons Culture & Lifestyle Magazine (jameslanepost.com)

Riverhead

• Riverhead Softball Team and Players Named Among Long Island's Best (patch.com)
• Riverhead Rotary leader and community volunteer Mel Ellwood dies at 63 (timesreview.com)
• Riverhead students earn Teeny Awards nominations (riverheadlocal.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Bugs Bunny ! (Thank you bruce A. for sending it in!)
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