🌱 Weird Al is set to parody his way into Elmont July 11
Elmont, New York Patch AM: a 4 min readGood morning Elmont! We're back in your inbox this morning to keep you in the loop with what's happening in and around town. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. ☕️️
In today's newsletter:
- Weird Al is set to parody his way into Elmont July 11
Also on today's calendar: Chef's Arsenal Spring 2-Day Warehouse Sale! Le Creuset, Wusthof, Zwilling & More! and 8 more events.
Today's riddle: what do you call a rabbit with fleas? 🤔 (Answer below!)
- Wednesday: Increasingly windy, with a high of 62 and low of 53 degrees.
- Thursday: Breezy with periods of rain, temps: high: 65, low: 53.
- Friday: Breezy with a few showers, with a high of 67 and low of 54 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Weird Al Yankovic musical coming to Broadway (brooklynvegan.com) — Weird Al Yankovic is bringing his 2026 tour to UBS Arena in Elmont on July 11, giving local fans a chance to see his full parody-filled show close to home. The same report announces a new Weird Al Broadway musical in development, promising even more over-the-top comedy built around his biggest hits. 
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Chef's Arsenal Spring 2-Day Warehouse Sale! Le Creuset, Wusthof, Zwilling & More! →
999 S Oyster Bay Rd - Building 110A, Bethpage, NY, 11714,
10:00 am
Saturday May 16
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Mike Ness (Social Distortion) Q&A + Signing →
Rough Trade Above, 1250 6th Ave, New York
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Aquatic Center →
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Fiddler on the Roof →
Elmont Public Library, 700 Hempstead Turnpike, Elmont
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2026 USA Challenge Cup - HC Tel Aviv V Jerusalem Capitals →
UBS Arena, 2400 Hempstead Turnpike, Elmont
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District Science Research Symposium @ NHP
Sewanhaka Central High School District 77 Landau Ave, Floral Park, NY 11001
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Board of Trustees Meeting -
Village of Bellerose Town Calendar 50 Superior Rd, Floral Park, NY 11001
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SNAP Application Help Spanish →
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The Little Neck-Douglaston Memorial Day Parade →
Little Neck Parkway & Northern Boulevard, NY, 11363
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Voices Restored →
Bellmore Movies & The Showplace, 222 Pettit Ave, Bellmore
2:00 pm
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🗓 Events Nearby
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HEWITT: Incoming Kindergarten Orientation
Rockville Centre UFSD Rockville Centre, NY 11570
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Spring Storytime *in Memorial Park*
East Rockaway Public Library 477 Atlantic Avenue, East Rockaway, NY 11518
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Adult Book Discussion
East Rockaway Public Library 477 Atlantic Avenue, East Rockaway, NY 11518
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FILM: Song Sung Blue (2025) →
Hewlett-Woodmere Public Library, 1125 Broadway, Hewlett
2:00 pm
Wednesday May 13
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🗞 Nearby News
Floral Park
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- Woman arrested for theft from vehicles in Valley Stream (newportdispatch.com)
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