Morning Keuka Park! We've got the scoop on the latest happenings in town. Read on to get looped in. āļøļø
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Also on today's calendar: River Lynch: Keuka Spring Vineyards | 5pm (FULL BAND) and 1 more event.
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? š¤ (Answer below!)
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⢠Keuka College plans Aug. 17 ribbon cutting for rural health clinic (fingerlakes1.com) ā Keuka College is opening a new rural outpatient health clinic at Keuka Commons on Assembly Avenue, with a ribbon-cutting set for August 17 at 2:15 p.m. While not yet open to the public, the clinic will soon offer counseling and occupational therapy, expanding local care options and giving students hands-on training in health careers. Attendees can tour the facility and learn about planned services.
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⢠Lyon College Names Dr. Montrose Streeter Dean of Students (arkansasradio.com) ā Keuka Park gets a brief nod in Lyon Collegeās announcement that Dr. Montrose Streeter, who once served as assistant dean of students at Keuka College, is now dean of students in Arkansas. The story highlights his long career in student affairs, ministry, and leadership, emphasizing his focus on student success and campus engagement. Itās a small reminder of how Keuka College experience travels nationwide.
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Ok Keuka Park! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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