Congress has funded a team of Nobel Prize winning scientists to study bears in the forests. One scientist stated that "it could significantly have global warming implications". Hon. John Kerry wanted to know whether bear feces is a WMD.
April Fools!
Does Dolly Parton Sleep on her back?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Does Howdy Doody have wooden testicles?
Is the Pope Catholic?
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