Witness: After I swallowed the wrong pill I thought the AR15 was a water pistol. There was no harm done, the bullets didn't kill nobody.
Prosecutor: How do you explain the fact that you shot 3 clips each containing 15 rounds?
Witness: Do you know who you are talking to? I saved Africa.
Defense: OBJECTION, the witness already explained that she thought the AR15 was a water pistol. The witness could have thought that the clip was full of water.
Witness: I thought the clips were full of water.
Judge: Move on Mr. Prosecutor. One more outburst and I will hold you in contempt. It's obvious that you are prejudiced against Orphans.
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Jury Verdict: Guilty. Driver's licenses should be revoked from the whole family.
Judge: Notwithstanding the verdict, this case is dismissed. Absolutely no evidence was produced by the prosecution. The defendant was sleeping and an unknown third party could have crashed the car and placed defendant behind the wheel.
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