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10 Mom Jokes That'll Give Dads A Run For Their Money
We've all heard the expression "dad jokes…" but, let's be real: Moms are hilarious too!
We’ve all heard the expression “dad jokes…” but, let’s be real: Moms are hilarious too. From classics like “I don’t need a dishwasher, I have you!” to punny favorites such as “How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!” moms have been making us laugh since the very beginning. So, to celebrate moms everywhere, here are a few mom jokes kids will love that’ll give dads a run for their money:
What did people call Abe Lincoln when he was young? Babe-raham Lincoln!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
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Why did the Dino chef stop cooking? Because he ran out of thyme!
Why did mom go into the pizza business? She wanted to make some dough.
How do you throw a party in space? You planet!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What do ducks eat as a snack? Cheese and quackers!
What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear
A pirate's favorite letter? RRRRRRR
