🌱 Homebrewed Comedy at the John Barleycorn Tavern and 11 more events
Newark Valley, New York Patch AM: a 3 min read
Hello again Newark Valley! We’re bringing you the latest town highlights. Don’t miss out, keep going! ☕️️
Coming up on the calendar:
Classic Design Luncheon & Lecture: Beyond Blue and White with Genevieve Wheeler-Brown at Jay Heritage Center
MS Band Pops Concert and Art Show at Newark Valley Csd
Senior Awards Night at Newark Valley Senior High School
... and check out 1 more event on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Vestal Farmers Market Nutrition Classes - Receive $20 in Market Coupons Cornell Cooperative Extension of Broome County
840 Upper Front St #2, Binghamton, NY 13905
6:30 am
Chamber Classic Golf Tournament 2026 Greater Binghamton Chamber of Commerce
5 S College Dr, Binghamton, NY 13905
7:30 am
5th Grade Field Days at UEHS Union-Endicott Csd
Endicott, NY 13760
10:00 am
Ice Cream Social Whitney Point Central School District
WP High School
4:00 pm
Food Center OPEN Union-Endicott Csd
1100 E Main St, Endicott, NY 13760, USA
5:00 pm
AGM Ice Cream Social & Art Show Union-Endicott Csd
Endicott, NY 13760
5:30 pm
Southern Tier Arts and Cultural Organizations Receive Portion of $82 Million in Grant Money (wicz.com)
Dozens of free concerts, major shows planned this summer in Binghamton (pressconnects.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!