WHEN SPIDERMAN MEETS THE TITANIC, I RECOMMEND A SCONE

In the Great Gatsby, Spiderman (Tobey Maguire) meets That Cute Guy from the Titanic (Leonardo di Caprio), and once again di Caprio winds up dead in the water. This movie is so bad, you should really see it, because movies this bad don't come along very often. To recover, treat yourself to a scone at Erik's on the North Road in Southold. Seriously, these scones are to die for, in a whole different way. Be sure to ask Erik to toast and butter the scone. The best scones on the North Fork, no kidding.