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At Last I Am Born: A Morrissey Birthday Party

Calling all Shoplifters, Hairdressers, and Bigmouths - every day is like Sunday except for this one. The more you ignore us, the closer we get. You see where we're going with this? You are cordially invited to celebrate the birthday of The Man himself with us on May 22nd: The king of sexy stares, buttery vocals, amazing hair, and general good-lookingness, Morrissey.

NYC's most legendary Smiths & Morrissey tribute band The Sons and Heirs are making a rare intimate appearance one night only to bring you the best Morrissey birthday party imaginable. And since no birthday is complete without a little cake, Brooklyn cupcake masters Robicelli's will also be on hand selling special Morrissey-themed cupcakes. You really are the one for me, fatty.

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