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Also on today's calendar: Jay Day - Fall Family Festival.
Today's riddle: Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• The 9 New York Restaurants Where Seniors Can Still Get A Full Meal For Under $18 (takingthekids.com) — Port Ewen residents on a budget can still get hearty senior meals at Port Ewen Diner, where a $7.25 Snack Platter and other low-priced options stretch fixed incomes. The article also spotlights several other affordable senior-friendly restaurants across New York, but Port Ewen’s own Broadway diner stands out for its dedicated senior menu and everyday breakfast, lunch, and dinner service.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: "Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married?" — They had a great reception (Thank you Hallie H. for sending it in!)
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