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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• CLASS OF 2026: McNary graduate finds passion for service by leading (salemreporter.com) — A McNary High School senior from Keizer has spent four years leading blood drives, coordinating holiday support for local families, and revamping the school’s Living History Day with local veterans. Her teachers praise her empathy, reliability, and ability to work with anyone, and she’s now headed to the University of Oregon aiming to become an elementary school teacher.
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• State Baseball: Jesuit, Tualatin fall in the state semifinals (forestgrovenewstimes.com) — A 6A state baseball championship game is coming to Roto Rooter Park in Keizer this Saturday, June 6, with West Linn facing Clackamas at 12:30 p.m. The matchup follows West Linn’s late rally over Tualatin and Clackamas’ dominant win against Jesuit in Tuesday’s semifinals.
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• Everyone In This LEGO Dispute Should Have Spoken To A Lawyer Earlier Than They Did (techdirt.com) — A long-running dispute over a valuable Star Wars LEGO collection centers partly on a Bricks & Minifigs franchise in Keizer, where the sets were consigned and sold. The story tracks how franchise changes, corporate decisions, YouTube activism, and multiple lawsuits in Oregon and Utah turned a mid-five-figure conflict into a national controversy, highlighting legal gray areas around consignment and small claims.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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