Morning Milwaukie! We've got the scoop on the latest happenings in town. Read on to get looped in. ☕️️
In today's newsletter:
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
• Man named Loony Toon sentenced for shooting at officers during chase (local12.com) — A man has been sentenced to 20 years in prison after a 2025 incident in which he fled a Milwaukie traffic stop and fired shots while being pursued by police. He must pay restitution to the City of Milwaukie for a damaged patrol car and to a resident whose vehicle was hit, underscoring the case’s direct impact on local people and resources.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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