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🌱 Patch AM: How to make the most of Portland’s 24-hour pastry machines
Also check out Author Reading, To Be Here Is Immense, by Clare Simons on the Portland Patch calendar

Coffee in hand, Portland? We've got the latest town updates for you. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☕️️
In today's newsletter:
- How to make the most of Portland's 24-hour pastry machines
- Police investigate Saturday night shooting near Portland's Union Station
- How Oregon Children's Theater is reinventing itself for Portland families
Also on today's calendar: Author Reading, To Be Here Is Immense, by Clare Simons and 9 more events.
Today's riddle: Why are elevator jokes so good ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
- Sunday: A brief shower or two, with a high of 70 and low of 53 degrees.
- Monday: Nice with periods of sun, temps: high: 72, low: 53.
- Tuesday: Partly sunny and nice, with a high of 79 and low of 54 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
1. You Can Order Pastries From a 24-Hour Vending Machine in Oregon (myfamilytravels.com) — A 24-hour Pix-O-Matic vending alcove on East Burnside lets you grab macarons, creme brulee, and other Pix Patisserie desserts in Portland almost any time of day or night. The piece walks you through how the machines work, the best times to visit, nearby parks like Laurelhurst, and practical tips for parking, payment, and making a late-night dessert run feel special.
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2. Man shot in arm near Portland's Union Station, police say (kptv.com) — Police are investigating after a man reported being shot in the arm near Portland's Union Station on Saturday night, with officers responding to Northwest Ironside Terrace off Northwest Naito Parkway. The victim received first aid from officers before paramedics arrived, and authorities have released no further details as they continue their investigation into the incident.
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3. Oregon Children's Theater returns after year-long break due to loss of funding (kptv.com) — Oregon Children's Theater, based in Portland, is returning after a year-long funding pause, having raised $1 million and reimagined its mission to better serve kids and teens. The group will expand beyond the Portland metro area while partnering with Portland State University and planning major productions, including shows at PSU's Lincoln Hall and Alberta Abbey, starting in 2027.
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4. Vincent Janssen scores first 3 MLS goals in Timbers' wild 5-4 victory over Minnesota United (wtop.com) — Playing at home in Portland, the Timbers edged Minnesota United 5-4 behind a hat trick from Vincent Janssen in his first MLS start. The win improves Portland's strong home record and sets up another match at Providence Park on Wednesday, when the Timbers will host St. Louis City for local fans eager to see if the attack stays this hot.
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5. Two Cities Are Rewarding Slow Drivers With Green Lights, Fast Ones With Red (carscoops.com) — Portland is testing a 'rest in red' traffic signal system that rewards drivers who stick to the speed limit with more green lights, especially along high-crash Southeast Powell Boulevard. City data show one pilot cut average speeds from 39 to 30 mph, and the approach aims to calm late-night speeding while making safe driving feel faster and less frustrating for residents.
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🗓 Upcoming Events in Portland
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★ Featured events ★
- Author Reading, To Be Here Is Immense, by Clare Simons →
Annie Bloom's Books, 7834 SW Capitol Hwy, Portland
7:00 pm
Tuesday September 8
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Other local events
- Montavilla Jazz Festival 2026 →
11:00 am - Paint and Sip: Paint Night Done Right - Portland →
everywhere pdx, 920A SE Caruthers St, Portland
2:00 pm - Ready to Create a More Organized Home & Life? - a Virtual Class - Don't Miss Out! →
6:00 pm - CENTER CLOSED
Hollywood Senior Center 1820 NE 40th Ave, Portland, OR 97212 - D4C Office Closed in Observance of Labor Day
Hillside Neighborhood Association 2257 NW Raleigh St, Portland, OR 97210 - Community Harvest Mondays
Hispanic Metropolitan Chamber WSU Heritage Farm, 1919 NE 78th St, VANCOUVER, WA, 98665, United States
10:00 am - New Book: Bridges Social Justice & Pursuit of a Lucid Death - To Be Here Is Immense →
7:00 pm - Getting Unburied from your Clutter - Learn How with Support - Last Class of 2026 - Don't Miss Out! →
6:00 pm - LNLA General Meeting →
10603 SE Henderson St, Portland, OR, 97266
6:30 pm - Zootoberfest →
Oregon Zoo, 4001 SW Canyon Rd, Portland
5:30 pm - 2026 Catio Tour →
10:00 am
Sunday September 6
Monday September 7
Tuesday September 8
Wednesday September 9
Thursday September 10
Friday September 11
Saturday September 12
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-- The Patch AM Team
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