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Vernonia, Oregon Patch AM: a 3 min read

Greetings Vernonia! We’re your go-to source for what’s happening in town. Read on to get plugged in! ☕️️

Coming up on the calendar:

  • 4x4 Benefit Truck Show for Shriner's and Doernbecher's Children's Hospitals at Oney's Pizza Parlor

Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)


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Weather forecast:

  • Wednesday: Rather cloudy and cooler, with a high of 69 and low of 47 degrees.
  • Thursday: Sun and areas of low clouds, temps: high: 68, low: 47.
  • Friday: Cooler with a few showers, with a high of 60 and low of 45 degrees.

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • It's Medicare Fraud Prevention Week!
    Take some time this week to learn how to make sure you and your loved ones stay safe from Medicare scammers. The biggest tip - Remember the three… (Nextdoor )
  • Greetings friends and community.
    A year ago, I moved to Vernonia and am now practicing part time. Phone: 503-619-0408 (land line) or email: dianesgud@gmail.com (Nextdoor Vernonia)
  • The Retail Odyssey Company posted a job opening for Now Hiring: Traveling Retail Merchandiser - Overnight in Vernonia. Apply here.
  • Kroger posted a job opening for Online Grocery Pick-Up Clerk in Scappoose. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Vernonia here.

🗞 Nearby News

Scappoose

Banks

  • State champions! Banks girls dominate at state track & field championships (youroregonnews.com)

Forest Grove

  • The Surprising Power of Wastewater Wetlands (happyeconews.com)
  • Are administrator salaries to blame for budget woes in the Newberg-Dundee school district? (youroregonnews.com)

Ok Vernonia! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Vernonia

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.

Stay in the loop with what's happening in Vernonia

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.