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Health & Fitness

This Cookie Knows a Few Things~~~

My momma used to ask what would happen if she stood on her head and spit out wooden nickels. Soooooooooooooooo, if I stand on my head and spit out wooden nickels, would you leave me a comment?

 

  • Children are innocent and loving.  Ahhh, I just love the kiddoodles!

 

  •  The book is always better than the movie because with a book, we get the author’s vision, enhanced with our own imagination but, with a movie our imagination doesn’t get a ticket in.

 

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  •  When we sit in class, we learn a bit. When we experience life, we learn so much more. 
     Older really IS wiser.

 

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  • There are no bad people ~ only misguided souls.

 

  • Those who know how to listen are much better off than those who have ants in dee pants.

 

  • All humans have the same goal ~ happiness.  All humans can find happiness if they look within themselves.

 

  • Toothpaste helps on bee stings. (Did I make you laugh?)

 

  • Golf means  ~ Gentlemen Only,  Ladies Forbidden

 

  • You can put a hawk silhouette on your window to keep birds from flying into it.

 

  •  Chewing gum is a great cure for acid reflux.

 

  • A magician is skilled in making the hand quicker than the eye. The universe is FILLED with real magic!!!

 

  • Everything we do or don’t do has an effect on the world.

 

  • I don't want to be like the Jones~ezzzzzzzzzzzzz!   I just wanna be R~i~S~a~!

 

  • The greatest thing in all of the world is to see your children laughing together.
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I am so lucky to be able to write to you through the Patch! I want to wish everyone a happy holiday weekend!

 ~ If your kids are scared of the fireworks, please comfort them!

 ~If your kids are amazed at the fireworks, please join in with them!  

~If your kids don't give the fireworks a second look, find out why they are in pain.

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