Health & Fitness
This Cookie Knows a Few Things~~~
My momma used to ask what would happen if she stood on her head and spit out wooden nickels. Soooooooooooooooo, if I stand on my head and spit out wooden nickels, would you leave me a comment?

- Children are innocent and loving. Ahhh, I just love the kiddoodles!
- The book is always better than the movie because with a book, we get the author’s vision, enhanced with our own imagination but, with a movie our imagination doesn’t get a ticket in.
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- When we sit in class, we learn a bit. When we experience life, we learn so much more.
Older really IS wiser.
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- There are no bad people ~ only misguided souls.
- Those who know how to listen are much better off than those who have ants in dee pants.
- All humans have the same goal ~ happiness. All humans can find happiness if they look within themselves.
- Toothpaste helps on bee stings. (Did I make you laugh?)
- Golf means ~ Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
- You can put a hawk silhouette on your window to keep birds from flying into it.
- Chewing gum is a great cure for acid reflux.
- A magician is skilled in making the hand quicker than the eye. The universe is FILLED with real magic!!!
- Everything we do or don’t do has an effect on the world.
- I don't want to be like the Jones~ezzzzzzzzzzzzz! I just wanna be R~i~S~a~!
- The greatest thing in all of the world is to see your children laughing together.
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I am so lucky to be able to write to you through the Patch! I want to wish everyone a happy holiday weekend!
~ If your kids are scared of the fireworks, please comfort them!
~If your kids are amazed at the fireworks, please join in with them!
~If your kids don't give the fireworks a second look, find out why they are in pain.