Hi Burgettstown! We have the latest buzz right here. Let's keep you in the loop and get this morning started right! ☀️
In today's newsletter:
- Will Burgettstown deliver on this columnist’s Class 1A playoff prediction?
Today's riddle: Why did the math teacher write "41596" on a napkin after lunch? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Friday: A couple of afternoon showers, with a high of 58 and low of 39 degrees.
- Saturday: A shower; breezy, cooler, temps: high: 50, low: 41.
- Sunday: Partly sunny and not as cool, with a high of 57 and low of 40 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• The Fumbler for mayor? The election results are in. (post-gazette.com) — Burgettstown football fans get a shoutout in this week’s WPIAL playoff picks, with The Fumbler predicting a Blue Devils win over Beth-Center in Class 1A action Friday night. The humorous column mixes post-election jokes with detailed breakdowns of several key Western Pennsylvania matchups, then rapid‑fires predictions for every remaining playoff game across the region.

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🗓 Events Nearby
Friday November 6
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WPBDF's Teen Retreat →
Promise Camp & Retreat Center, 227 Lance Road, Clinton
6:00 pm
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Kiski Area at South Fayette →
South Fayette High School, 2254 Old Oakdale Rd, McDonald
7:00 pm
Saturday November 7
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Fall on the Farm →
460 Ridge Road, McDonald
10:00 am
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Greene party →
Coraopolis Youth Creations, 1022 5th Ave, Coraopolis
11:00 am
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Afternoon Tea 2026 →
The Steeping Leaf, 536 Millers Run Rd, Morgan
4:00 pm
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Trivia Night Fundraiser | Warrior Canine Connection →
Oakridge Firehall, 1214 Oakridge Road, McDonald
6:00 pm
Monday November 9
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Guardian Storage Food Drive →
Guardian Storage Parkway East, 915 Brinton Rd, Pittsburgh
9:00 am
Tuesday November 10
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VETERAN'S DAY LUNCH
Activity Center - Upper Level, 310 Main Street, Imperial
11:00 am
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Paint n Sip →
Celebrations, 8110 Steubenville Pike, Imperial
6:00 pm
Wednesday November 11
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Observed Veterans Day (No School)
South Side Area School District
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Thursday November 12
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Board of Supervisors Regular Meeting →
Clinton (Municipal Building), 1271 Route 30, Clinton
7:00 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Does anyone know a volleyball coach who trains kids and teenagers?
I'm looking for private or small-group lessons for my two boys. If you or someone you know offers volleyball coaching nearby, please let me know. I’d… (Nextdoor Burgettstown)
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🗞 Nearby News
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- Pennsylvania Auditor General DeFoor Distributes More Than $427 Million in Aid for Municipal Pension Plans Across the State (beavercountyradio.com)
- Third Time Is The Charm: Franklin Regional edges Plum, 1-0, to capture WPIAL Boys Soccer Class 3A title (pittsburghsoccernow.com)
- Roundup: Timko wins rematch; Bartolotta, Matzie fend off challengers; Haas, Lloyd oust incumbents (triblive.com)
Canonsburg
- Giving thanks by giving blood: Peters mom hosts annual blood drive (observer-reporter.com)
- Core Natural (CNR) Q3 2026 Earnings Call Transcript (fool.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: "Why did the math teacher write "41596" on a napkin after lunch?" — Because he wanted a piece of pi(e)! (Thank you Greg S. for sending it in!)
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