Good morning Conestoga! We're back in your inbox this morning to keep you in the loop with what's happening in and around town. Grab a cup of coffee and read on. โ๏ธ
Coming up on the calendar:
Planting Party! 9:00AMโNoon at Homefields | Homefields Care Farm
Water Week: Trivia Night
Conestoga Clean Communities Water Week 2026
... and check out 2 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? ๐ค (Answer below!)
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Millerville University posted a job opening for Temporary, Part Time Computer Science Instructor - (Unsolicited) in Millersville. Apply here.
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๐ Nearby News
Lampeter
No hits, no problem for Lampeter-Strasburg as it advances to PIAA Class 5A baseball quarterfinals (lancasteronline.com)
2 new cases of measles reported in Lancaster County since Friday (lancasteronline.com)
Warwick High School student accused of assaulting female student, exposing himself: Top 5 most-read stories May 25-31 [ICYMI] (lancasteronline.com)
Lancaster
Water rescue reported at Lancaster County lake (local21news.com)
People reportedly trapped in Lancaster City 1-alarm residential fire (local21news.com)
Lt. Gov. Davis visits Lancaster to celebrate state child care investments, call for further affordability measures (lancasteronline.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!