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🌱 Clay 4th Grade Farewell and 11 more events

Intercourse, Pennsylvania Patch AM: a 3 min read

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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)


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Weather forecast:

  • Wednesday: Plenty of sunshine, with a high of 83 and low of 54 degrees.
  • Thursday: Mostly sunny and very warm, temps: high: 87, low: 60. 🌶 Hot!
  • Friday: Hot with some sun, with a high of 91 and low of 65 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

    Wednesday June 3
  • Clay 4th Grade Farewell
    Clay El Sch Clay Elementary School, 250 Clay School Rd, Ephrata, PA 17522
    9:30 am
  • Clay 4th Grade Kickball Tournament
    Clay El Sch Clay Elementary School, 250 Clay School Rd, Ephrata, PA 17522
    1:00 pm
  • Commencement Ceremony
    Ephrata SHS War Memorial Field
    7:00 pm
  • EHS Graduation
    Ephrata Area SD War Memorial Field
    7:00 pm
  • Thursday June 4
  • Last Day for K-Gr. 11/Early Dismissal
    Ephrata Area SD Ephrata, PA 17522
  • Snow Make Up Day
    Garden Spot MS New Holland, PA 17557
  • Mountaineer Pride Day
    Akron El Sch Akron, PA 17501
  • Akron Elementary - Incoming Kindergarten: Popsicle & Playground Eve
    Akron El Sch Akron Elementary School, 125 S 11th St, Akron, PA 17501, USA
    3:00 pm
  • Akron PTO Pool Party
    Akron El Sch Akron, PA 17501
    4:00 pm
  • Friday June 5
  • School Board Policy Meeting
    Lancaster SD PA
    1:00 pm
  • Saturday June 6
  • Terre Hill Breakfast & Yard Sales in the Park
    Terre Hill Community Center Terre Hill Community Memorial Park, 210 Lancaster Ave, Terre Hil
    7:00 am
  • Baby Animal Festival – Cherry-Crest Adventure Farm
    Cherry Crest Adventure Farm, 150 Cherry Hill Rd, Ronks
    10:00 am

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • Allan Myers posted a job opening for Loader Operator in Paradise. Apply here.
  • Cannonball Recruiting LLC posted a job opening for Press Brake Operator in New Holland. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Intercourse here.

🗞 Nearby News

New Holland

  • This Pennsylvania Market Has An Amish Buffet Inside A Massive Country Store And Bakery (takingthekids.com)
  • 1 person fatally shot in Manheim Borough; suspect at large: police [update] (lancasteronline.com)

Strasburg

Lampeter

  • No hits, no problem for Lampeter-Strasburg as it advances to PIAA Class 5A baseball quarterfinals (lancasteronline.com)
  • Warwick High School student accused of assaulting female student, exposing himself: Top 5 most-read stories May 25-31 [ICYMI] (lancasteronline.com)
  • 2 new cases of measles reported in Lancaster County since Friday (lancasteronline.com)

Ok Intercourse! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Intercourse

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.

Stay in the loop with what's happening in Intercourse

Never miss out on local news and events that matter to you.