🌱 Family Storytime and 10 more events

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Coming up on the calendar:

• American Football at Roxian Theatre Presented by Citizens
• Council Regular Meeting at Jefferson Hills, PA Calendar
• Family Storytime at Jefferson Hills Library

... and check out 1 more event on the calendar!

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Couple of thunderstorms, with a high of 85 and low of 69 degrees.
• Friday: A shower and t-storm; humid, temps: high: 81, low: 68.
• Saturday: A shower and t-storm; humid, with a high of 84 and low of 68 degrees.

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📸 Around Jefferson Hills

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Jefferson Hills

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★ Featured events ★

Sunday August 9

• American Football →
  Roxian Theatre Presented by Citizens, 425 Chartiers Ave, McKees Rocks
  7:00 pm

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Other local events

Monday August 10

• Council Regular Meeting →
  Jefferson Hills, PA Calendar, 925 Old Clairton Road, Jefferson Hills
  7:00 pm

Wednesday August 12

• Family Storytime →
  Jefferson Hills Library, 925 Old Clairton Rd, Clairton
  10:30 am

Thursday August 20

• Adult Sensory Time →
  Jefferson Hills Library, 925 Old Clairton Rd, Clairton
  1:00 pm

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday August 6

• CampBioE 2.0
  University of Pittsburgh Homewood Community Engagement Center
  9:00 am
• Mechanisms of microbiome-mediated improvements to anticancer immuni
  University of Pittsburgh The Assembly Auditorium
  10:00 am
• Meet Your Neighborhood Planner - Homewood
  University of Pittsburgh Community Engagement Center in Homewood
  11:00 am
• Dissertation Defense: Daniel S. Lane
  University of Pittsburgh Public Health, G23
  11:00 am
• Live long and prosper: Your guide to understanding longevity (By TI
  University of Pittsburgh 4200 Fifth Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15260
  12:00 pm
• Designing Assignment Instructions and Grading
  University of Pittsburgh 4200 Fifth Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15260
  12:00 pm
• Python Bootcamp
  University of Pittsburgh 4200 Fifth Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15260
  1:00 pm
• Care Talk - Emotional wellness: Embracing a life of happiness
  University of Pittsburgh 4200 Fifth Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15260
  1:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Trax Farm Market posted a job opening for Garden Shop Department Manager- Full- time in Finleyville. Apply here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Clairton

• Ranking the best linebackers in Western Pa. high school football entering 2026 (post-gazette.com)
• Post-Gazette takes top honors for a second straight year in Pennsylvania contest (post-gazette.com)
• Vehicle crashes over hillside in Jefferson Hills (wpxi.com)

West Mifflin

• Steelers Break Silence After Aaron Rodgers Calls Fauci An ‘Absolute Coward' (fadeawayworld.net)
• A Guide to Oakland and Pittsburgh (pitt.edu)

Whitehall

• What's it like to be a Pittsburgh shoe cobbler in 2026? (nextpittsburgh.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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