letter to Mr. Nikolai

Dear Mr. Nikolai,

                In my letter I am sending you condolences for your loss. I have heard of the death of your twenty five year old bear, “Fuzzy”. I suspect he was a kind one. A vigilant watch “bear”. I have seen pictures of “Fuzzy” in the letters you sent me. I am writing this letter from a port o john I am trapped in. it is raining outside heavily due to a hurricane named Norman. In terms of endearment, “Fuzzy” seemed like a good soul. He must have loved rhubarb and many orange vegetables. I wish that I could attend the funeral but me and Fishhead are on tour following Jan and the Meat Curtains. I do have one question though; How big is a Grizzly bear grave? X by X by X?

                                                   Love,

                                                                J Lansdale.