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Vibrating Chair Cushion

Daily Gratitude

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Today I am grateful for a vibrating chair cushion. Okay. Go ahead. Have your fun with this so I can get on with the story. . . You all done? Good.

I’m having back/leg/hip/total right side pain. More than usual. I’ve been to the doc and had the MRI and I’m waiting to find out what the scoop is and what can be done. I’m hoping an injection of magic is possible on Friday. But I gotta function until Friday, too.

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So I’m searching around the house for a “cure” and I find a gift on the shelf that someone gave me. It’s a long pad you lay on a chair, that plugs in and vibrates. Are you starting that again? Don’t get distracted! Anyway I got to thinking about when my first granddaughter was born almost 16 years ago and they had a vibrating baby seat for her. Even if she was wailing, you’d slap her into that chair, hit the switch and she’d be out like a light. Turns out that happens with old women, too.

I get in the chair, hit the switch and nappy time! Oh, and the back/hip/leg/total right side feels better. . .or I just stopped caring. . .so I am grateful. . .bbwwwwrrrr. . .ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .chair-yoga for grandma. . .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

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