OMG PD: Car Covered in Feces, Stolen Groban CDs

A Stinky Situation for One Car: According to a report from Marple Newtown Patch, police responded to a woman who called to complain that her car had been covered in animal feces, including the windows and and handles. Check the full story out here.

Someone Must Really Like Josh Groban: According to another report from Marple Newtown Patch, an unknown person stole eight CDs from an area Starbucks on March 7. The story reports that the CDs stolen were four Josh Groban and four Bruno Mars. Personally, you couldn't pay me to listen to Bruno Mars, but there's no accounting for taste in retail theft. See the full story here.

Maybe the Thieves are Frugal Parents?: According to a report from Tredyffrin-Easttown Patch, a resident reported that their child safety gate, one large enough to  span the width of a driveway, was stolen from their home. I was unaware that there were outside child safety gates to begin with, let alone that they were something people stole. Read the full story here.